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Who deserves an ass hair?
For example, look at this smug lying thieving sack-of-shit on the right. He is a prime candidate for an ass hair. Every good American should name an ass hair after this motherfucker and send the picture and certificate to email@example.com.
I bet you can think of many others that also deserve an ass hair.
Mitch McConnell deserves an ass hair
You may not yet know who Trey Gowdy is but trust me, he deserves an ass hair
The walking talking asshole known as ann coulter deserves all the ass hairs
Share The Joy!
So what else can you do with your purchase? You can post it on social media (Friendster, MySpace, etc.) and let world know who you chose and why you chose them. NOTE: Please only do this if you have picked a public figure. Don't be a jerk.